How about this: Jon and I rode 5 hours on Saturday only stopping for a few snacks and when we got done I felt as if I could've kept riding for another 2 hours. And when I got done I stretched, took a shower and had enough energy to have a mock wrestling match with my stepson. Believe that?
Well in truth, Jon and I did ride 5 hours We did stop to eat and drink. We managed about 40 miles over some tough terrain. When we got done riding I took a shower and then passed out in bed for a bit managed to drag myself around that evening and was so tired that I lobbied to watch the same Harry Potter movie that we had watched the night before so I could just shut my brain off. At the risk of sounding like a surfer-dude (or see the remix here) I was thrashed. It was a great ride.
I will only maintain the level of intensity that we maintained Saturday in Arrowhead if being chased by this:
While riding towards Long Lake, Jon thought it would be fun to see if the ice was strong enough to hold us and if it was ride around on it. It was strong enough* and we also found a turtle. It was epic.
|The helmet straps were epic as well|
* We didn't actually break through the ice but it wasn't any too thick either. As we rode slowly and cautiously along the ice would moan and crack - sometimes it would crack enough that I could feel the ice shift. It was freaking me out and soon after we started I pulled off on solid ground and called out to Jon that I was turning around.
Speaking of turtles naturally reminds me of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. If you are ever feeling pathetic or that you're life isn't worth the paper its printed on just watch this enthralling video and you'll feel better. It's about a full-grown woman who works in a factory and takes out loans to be able to afford to buy the head used by the Turtle Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III. I must say, I'm not sure what to make of this. Sure, there may be a few dumber ways to go into debt, and really borrowing two grand is childs play compared to just the debt a lot of people have sunk into their cars (which is - of course - accepted by society, though it's probably only accepted because of slick car ads, not because it makes sense. On the other hand who the hell am I to say if something makes sense or not?). But to spend enough money that you have to borrow some to be able to afford a fake plastic head? And then people not only do stuff like Arrowhead, but pay to do it. I'm realizing that I'm in no position to be throwing stones, since I live in a glass house.
Breaking: you can buy a bathroom mirror wiper for only $135!
|I'm sure it comes in handy, but $135? Really? You'd think for that price it would be motorized and voice activated.|